The Jordan River Festival is PROUD to announce that this August it will be the UNDISPUTED INTERGALACTIC WORLD CHAMPIONSHIP of extreme kayaking as part of no series whatsoever.
We cordially invite all the best and worst kayakers from every Galaxy across the Universe to attend this year and compete for the completely unsanctioned titles of UNDISPUTED INTERGALACTIC WORLD CHAMPIONS. Come compete and you could be crowned the KING or QUEEN of the JRF UNDISPUTED INTERGALACTIC WORLD CHAMPIONSHIPS!!
The JRF is FIRED UP to showcase the talent in this super sport of ours with what we expect to be the deepest of deep depths of field in THE UNIVERSE. And remember, if you didn’t win the JRF UNDISPUTED INTERGALACTIC WORLD CHAMPIONSHIPS, you really aren’t a World Champion at all
So SMACK August 2nd - 5th on your calendar and make your plans to get to REVELSTOKE BC EH for the only kayaking showdown of INTERGALACTIC proportions!
The HIZZYPE iS RIZZEAL !!
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